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Joke of the Day

"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"

"Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... Celsius."

"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."

"I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just"

"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."

"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""

"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."

"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."