37611
Joke of the Day
"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"
Next Joke
"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."
"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"
"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"
"Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal)."
"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."
"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."
"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."
"Son hunted 4 part of our family dinner 2night! With steady nerve & calm focus, he tracked down the hot dog buns for us at the grocery store."
"Why can't Sean Connery read November? Because he hasn't Read October."