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Joke of the Day

"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !"

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"

"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."

"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."

"why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want something that horny chasing me!"

"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."

"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."

"Um, guys, whaddya do with a 5 y.o. at an aquarium who's hysterical because she sees Dory in a tank and I kind of need to know right now."