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Joke of the Day

"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""

"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."

"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."

"Do you know what he was be for he was Putin ? he was Stalin."

"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."

"Donald Trump for President."

"I was sitting on a bus in Thailand across from a beautiful young lady. My shorts were a little tight and I was thinking, don't get a boner, don't get a boner... But she did."

"I saw a guy cut a curvy path through a corn field... It was a-ma(i)zing."

"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."