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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."

"Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) Some bloody cunt."

"Failed my biology test today... ...They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"

"I had a frozen apple for lunch today It was hardcore"

"Black Jews Whats the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"What do Ryan Lochte and the water in Rio have in common? They're both full of shit."

"What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm"

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone"

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"