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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."
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"Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye."
"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"
"Q: What weapon is most feared by knights? A: A can opener."
"Every time I have sex with a woman I always assume she has herpes... ...that way I don't have to tell her about mine."
"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself."
"Having sex with a redditor is like reading the user license agreement. Nobody ever does it."
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"