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Joke of the Day
"I want my next apartment to be located inside a Whole Foods."
Next Joke
"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."
"i like to say ""so long"" in an asian accent is that so wrong?"
"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life."
"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."
"SORRY FOR MY POOR VOLUME CONTROL REGULATION BUT THIS IS A GOOD CUDDLE"
"Burger King: Have a chicken fry again! But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry"