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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman."
Next Joke
"What do you call two crows standing side by side? Attempted murder."
"From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,"
"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"
"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""
"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"
"A fish's Google search history: - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory? - do fish have short term memory?"
"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"