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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman."
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"A study of married women showed that 90% of married men still masturbate The other 10% have dumb wives."
"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"
"What do airlines and prostitutes have in common? You pay them and get fucked"
"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""
"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."
"Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard..."
"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"
"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."
"I'm really good in bed.....I stay on my side and rarely steal all the covers."