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Joke of the Day
"Burger King: Have a chicken fry again! But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry"
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"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""
"Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E I E I O....."
"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven and take a nap."
"A man goes to the doctor... After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: ""Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"" ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"""
"My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up."
"I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl.."
"I wish I was as committed to anything the way infomercial actors are committed to over dramatizing their reaction to household chores."