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Joke of the Day
"SORRY FOR MY POOR VOLUME CONTROL REGULATION BUT THIS IS A GOOD CUDDLE"
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"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"
"Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece."
"""Paper or plastic?"" Sorry i have a boyfriend ""Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-"" I think we should just be friends"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"
"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."
"Whats 1+0? Babies"
"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."
"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"