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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"The Problem With Scooby-Doo Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions."

"My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker *ba-dum-tschh*"

"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."

"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."

"Advice from gay people. Never take tips from gay people, because you might get shafted. Disclosure: Am not homophobic!"

"Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!"