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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"
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"Whenever I'm tempted to talk shit to a perfect stranger on Reddit I always remember my mother's wise words: ""Shut your fucking mouth, no one cares what you think."""
"A joke I made up inspired by Mitch Hedberg. ""Last week I had to put down my dog. It was sad."" ""I said, you are one dumb dog."""
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being mistaken for feminists."
"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex. She told me she had been having sex with an A-Hole for years."
"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"
"What's your favorite blonde joke? What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack it, the mosquito stops sucking."
"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."
"What did the 2 tampons say to each other? Nothing because they were both stuck up cunts."
"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."