44732

Joke of the Day

"[playing limbo at Gary's house] GARY: how low can you go? *i sleep with Gary's wife* GARY: wow, that is pretty low"

"My girlfriend said I was too controlling ... and it wasn't her turn to speak."

"things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma."

"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."

"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"

"Sequencing. What's the key to a good joke?"

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"I really gotta start saying ""congratulations"" I instead of ""are you keeping it?"""

"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."

"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"