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Joke of the Day

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Dave"" ""Dave who?"" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse"

"Where do you see yourself in four years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"

"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."

"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."

"Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house."

"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"

"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"

"What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!"

"what's a banana's favorite gymnastic event? The splits"