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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom hit the wall? Because it was pissed off"
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"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."
"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"
"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"
"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
"Why did Hitler really kill himself because he couldn't pay his gas bill"
"How do you know when you have bad acne? When the blind try to read your face."
"I ran into my ex today. Long story short, my car is totaled."