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Joke of the Day

"March forth is National Grammar Day March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!"

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"

"My wife is in a bad mood. I think her boyfriend forgot their anniversary. Way to go, dude. Now we all suffer..."

"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"

"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"

"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."