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Joke of the Day
"What's Sauron's favorite soft drink? Mountain Dewm"
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"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? ""Mmm. Canapes."""
"Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won the dog bit him."
"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"
"Can Feburary March? No. But April May"
"What's better than tennis? Elevenis"
"Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer. Obesity killed my father. Prepare to diet."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in a field of tall grass? Pleasing."