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Joke of the Day
"What's Sauron's favorite soft drink? Mountain Dewm"
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"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"
"how to you circumcise a red neck uppercut his sister"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."
"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."
"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? No one, they both eat out."
"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"
"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"
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