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Joke of the Day
"Learning karate in case I'm ever attacked by cinder blocks and wood planks."
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"I call my nephews ""Dude"" and ""Homie"" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)"
"A dyslexic robber walks into a bank... He says, ""air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"""
"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"What do you call a penguin with a machine gun? Sir. [Groan worthy penguin jokes](https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)"
"So I found out today I have Alzheimer's..."
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment."
"Hope they send us home early; I'm not sure how much longer I can pretend to work today."