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Joke of the Day
"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"
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"Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."
"If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot."
"today I matched speeds with a car on the highway so I could make eye contact with a dog in the backseat"
"Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country"
"What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy? Sitcoms"
"Some of you might get this. Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar.... .... And doesn't."
"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."
"They say that you should never bring your work home with you. Especially if you're a boxer."