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Joke of the Day

"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"

"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"

"Did you hear about the Marine Rabbi that travelled the world giving circumcisions? They made a movie about him: American Snipper"

"Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class."

"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"

"Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s? They didn't believe in integration."

"Will Smith was convicted They found fresh prints at the scene...."

"Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"[at restaurant] -sees baby screaming in high chair -walks over & picks baby up -walks outside & puts baby down ""You're free,"" I whisper."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."