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Joke of the Day

"how to you circumcise a red neck uppercut his sister"

"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."

"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."

"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."

"Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"

"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"

"Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."

"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"

"What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? The fallopian tube!"