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Joke of the Day
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"
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"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"
"Boss: HR wants to see you Me: What for? Boss: Mandatory drug test Me: Oh man, I really can't do any more drugs after the weekend I had"
"Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27."
"I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth."
"Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year? Scientists predict a homogeneous mixture of attendees"
"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself. Edit: Holy shit 200+ likes."
"Why was the cop absent from work? He had swine flu"
"Who is a Minion's favorite politician? First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana"