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Joke of the Day

"This is my first joke I am posting, here goes nothing"

"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."

"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."

"Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!"

"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."

"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"

"I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion."

"Jokes about white sugar are common, but brown sugar? Demerara. "

"Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"