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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."

"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."

"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."

"There is only one ideal dance partner & it is an empty apartment"

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"Why did SJWs call out Medusa? She kept objectifying people."

"How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl The proof is in the pudding"

"What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn."

"[MURDER TRIAL] JUDGE: So in 27 years of marriage, you never knew your wife was allergic to salt? MR.SLUG:[Into mic] That's correct."

"A Muslim extremist, a Democrat, and Hillary supporter walk into a bar.... 49 people die, 53 more are injured"