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Joke of the Day
"All cicadas must be female because they never shut the fuck up."
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"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."
"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"
"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"
"Dear Sir / Madam... Your transgender operation was a partial success."
"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."