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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun."
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"Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
"Why doesn't Donald trump travel in ships anymore..? Cause he doesn't like Cruz..."
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
"I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend. ""That's fine,"" she said, ""Just not with another girl."" ""OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel."" I replied."
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"
"That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit"
"What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)"
"My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months."
"Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love vista, baby!"""