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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."
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"My girlfriend told me to humble down shes just jealous of the fact that I'm the most humble man on earth"
"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."
"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."
"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."
"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."
"A girlfriend of mine was a psychic ... we broke up before we met."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."
"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"
"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."