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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."
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"Went to a hot dog convention hoping to meet some women but it turned out to be a sausage fest"
"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"
"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"What do women and fly wire have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get."
"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"COP 1: whys there a dead scuba diver in the forest?? COP 2: easy...he was in the water they drop on forest fires WEIRD SERIAL KILLER: no no NO"
"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
"What do you call a math teacher in an anime? Sin Pi"
"My church's priest said today, ""You know, sodomy is frowned upon by the church"" ""So you better not tell your fucking parents""."