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Joke of the Day
"Dear Sir / Madam... Your transgender operation was a partial success."
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"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."
"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"
"What do you call a musician Trump supporter? A Trump-et"
"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."
"My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour"
"Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow."
"That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale."
"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."