37400
Joke of the Day
"First rule of cuddle club: It better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club"
Next Joke
"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."
"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."
"*interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever"
"I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999."
"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."
"Two muffins are baking in an oven ... And one muffin turns to the other one and says, ""Wow, it's pretty darn hot in here."" The other muffin says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs? Russel"
"What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons? He made melon-ade"
"Never drink water after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become an aquarium. PS not mine read it somewhere"