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Joke of the Day
"I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999."
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"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
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"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"