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Joke of the Day

"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"My friend brags to me all the time about the women he has seen naked We both agreed the internet is awesome."

"A compulsive liar walks into a doctor's office claiming to be constipated... The doctor tells him he's full of shit."

"I hate girls who insert the phrase ""my boyfriend"" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend."

"u can't pet a goldfish without taking it out of the water & even then it's not that satisfying for either party"

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."

"I hate passive-aggressive people. _You know what you did_"

"Why did the horse run into the bar? He didn't jump high enough."

"I've got the ""turning beer into pee"" routine perfected. Now if I can figure out how to reverse the process then I'll be rich!"