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Joke of the Day

"employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao"

"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"

"What does a Gynecologist and Pizza Delivery guy have in common? Both get to smell the goods but neither get to eat it. (A straight rip from /r/funny with my apologies)"

"*Makes pinatas that look like people's exes *Retires a billionaire"

"A shark walked into a bark..."

"How'd your trip on the Titanic go? Swimmingly."

"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang?"