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Joke of the Day
"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"
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"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"How many chores can horny maids do? 70. Cooking and 69."
"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."
"Two muffins in an oven. One looks at the other and says ""it's hot in here"". The other looks back and says "" holy shit a talkin muffin."""
"Why are do gays always get to the airport early. They get their shit packed the night before."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I'd have so much cash on me I'd probably get mugged by a black man."
"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."
"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"
"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to ""Dick"". Especially since his name is Steve."