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Joke of the Day
"You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo."
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"Opinions are like assholes... I'd rather not hear yours."
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."
"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"
"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."
"Your ex-girlfriend has endorsed you on LinkedIn for ""Ignoring Glaring Personal Issues!"""
"Back seat drivers are all the same.. ""Why we going into the woods?"" ""Let me out"""
"Imagine my surprise when I found out that don't is not the abbreviation for donut"
"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""