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Joke of the Day

"You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo."

"INTERVIEWER: do u have any weaknesses VIDEO GAME BOSS: [strugling to cover glowing weak spots all over body] UM"

"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""

"I drew my gun. The guy in front of me drew his gun. Then I drew my other gun, and soon we were surrounded by some lovely drawings of guns."

"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"

"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."

"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."

"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."

"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"