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Joke of the Day

"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""

"Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat."

"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."

"Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands"

"Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body."

"So my girlfriend got a new tattoo...... Of a seashell located on her inner thigh, and the best part is if you place your ear next to it you can smell the ocean."

"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."

"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""