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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble."
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"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."
"an elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to Childish gambino."
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"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""
"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"