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Joke of the Day

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."

"I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert."

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."

"Do you wish you were always broke? Are you tired of having a thriving social life? Is too much sleep boring you? Parenthood. It's for you"

"No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza."

"What do you call a crocodile that can't have sex? A reptile dysfunction."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? You just call me..."

"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!"