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Joke of the Day

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well apparently not eight cause my basement is still dark."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile Which is a pretty big word for a 9 year old"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"

"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."

"What do you call chocolate eggnog? Nignog. Eh? I laughed."

"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""

"Redneck sext message: You cant handle the tooth!"

"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"

"Idk what was worse, the fact that my girlfriend text me saying ""sorry breaking up with you"" or that a minute later she text me back ""sorry wrong number."""