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Joke of the Day
"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."
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"Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween? He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused."
"During the opening Olympic ceremony I thought the Chinese uniforms looked pretty good!....And the ones worn by the Chinese team weren't too bad either!!!"
"Your so bald I can see what your thinking."
"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."
"Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice? For the Halibut"
"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy... They must think its going to be a real blockbuster."
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"Always face somebody and make eye contact while talking... Especially when they attempt small talk at the urinal."