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Joke of the Day
"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."
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"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."
"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"
"Why people hate the devil? Why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?"
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."
"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."
"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."
"[M] What's the hardest part of owning a cat? Telling your parents you're gay."
"I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee... My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug"
"Did you guys hear about them putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill? To bad it is only going to be worth $12 now."