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Joke of the Day
"Your so bald I can see what your thinking."
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"Michael Schumacher. The second most damaging German fuckup in the French Alpines."
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"I unveiled my plan for loan repayments. It's staggering."
"What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church? Christian BALE!"
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""
"What's half of a tuba? A oneba."
"[hostage situation] Any last words? ""Nah, I'm good."" If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers. ""You are prayers. Lol."""
"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"