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Joke of the Day

"During the opening Olympic ceremony I thought the Chinese uniforms looked pretty good!....And the ones worn by the Chinese team weren't too bad either!!!"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."

"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."

"Guys, stop with the vagina jokes. Period."

"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"

"What do Catholics priests and Justin Beiber have in common? They're both fucking immature arseholes."

"Did you hear about Vivaldi's finances? He was one Baroque mother fucker"

"I'm beginning to suspect I might have bad posture call it a hunch"