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Joke of the Day

"During the opening Olympic ceremony I thought the Chinese uniforms looked pretty good!....And the ones worn by the Chinese team weren't too bad either!!!"

"I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless"

"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"

"Is it ok to sleep with a second cousin? It must be, because the first one didn't seem to mind."

"The only double penetrating I'll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee."

"Where can you find a turtle that has no legs? Exactly where you left it."

"What is the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair"

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."