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Joke of the Day

"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."

"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"

"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"

"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."

"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"

"I flunked out of clown college due to taking it too seriously."

"I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item."

"Greek cheese turns me on. It is a feta-ish."