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Joke of the Day

"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."

"When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up."

"What do you call a striped bra? A zebra."

"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."

"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"

"Women can be sexist too It's just that men are better at it like everything else."

"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."

"what is 40 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"

"When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize."