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Joke of the Day
"My life is like r/jokes It's the same thing everyday"
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"Why are lesbians always low on cash? Because they're constantly eating out!"
"Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first."
"So I'm banging this chick and she looks back and me and says, ""DADDY I'm CUMMINGGG"".... So I say ""Hi Cumming, I'm Dad""."
"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."
"I'm off to the store got your wallet? yes you sure? YES *hour later wife turns on news and I'm being chased by 6 cop cars and a helicopter*"
"A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, ""5 drinks, please!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"
"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."
"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"