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Joke of the Day
"A man was arrested for masturbating on a plane. The charge was highjacking, but he got off."
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"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."
"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"
"Who was the fattest Pharaoh of ancient Egypt? Hippo-Ptolemy"
"At the Apple store waiting for a snotty Genius Bar guy. Thinking about how a ""crowbar"" has nothing to do with crows either."
"What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt? Kung Food!"
"Why did the farmer vivisect his daughter? He wanted to reverse cowgirl."
"why do they call it an owl? because when you see it you turn your head 270 degrees and fly away"
"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."