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Joke of the Day

"People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!"

"What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"

"People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'... Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist..."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? People actually eat pussy.."

"That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life."

"Man I really hate calculus. It just derives me crazy"

"Want to hear another Ebola joke? Never mind, you wouldn't get it anyways"

"Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor."