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Joke of the Day

"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"

"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."

"They used to call them jumpolines... until your mom used one."

"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."

"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."

"Doctor: ""You have lost a lot of blood."" Me: ""That's not good."" Doctor: ""It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."""

"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."

"Don't believe people who say they are constipated. They're full of shit."