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Joke of the Day

"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."

"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."

"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"

"Have you tried complaining about it for hours?"

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality."

"If I had a dollar for every time I overexaggerated I'd have, like, a billion dollars"

"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"

"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."

"My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon"