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Joke of the Day
"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."
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"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"
"What is long, hard and full of sperm ? The sock under my bed."
"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."
"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"
"the turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now"
"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."
"So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?"
"A mathematician walks into a bar There are now two counters"
"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything."