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Joke of the Day
"Don't believe people who say they are constipated. They're full of shit."
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"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"
"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."
"The first rule of Tautology club... The first rule of Tautology club is the first rule of Tautology club. ^credit^to^xkcd^[here](http://xkcd.com/703/)"
"So I was watching Fox News the other day"
"Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."
"I sprayed Taylor Swift's new perfume on me then started writing a five page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby's."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."
"I like my women like I like my milk Freshly made and trapped in the fridge"