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Joke of the Day
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
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"Did you guys hear about the Trump winery? It's only whites."
"There are two secrets to being a successful businessman. 1) Never tell people everything you know... 2)"
"What's the pedophiles favorite holiday? Christmas. Because you can dress up like Santa Claus, and get free lap dances for a whole week."
"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."
"""Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant"
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, "" SPIT OUT THAT GUM!"" but a train says, "" CHOO CHOO"""
"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"Terrifying to think that every Chinese person is a deadly karate-bomb, just waiting for the slightest provocation to explode."