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Joke of the Day
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
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"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."
"Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now."
"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"
"What do old people smell like. Depends."
"Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain... You were waiting for the punchline but it never came."
"If it takes 150 yards of stewed tripe to make a pair of leather britches for a bull, how long does it take for a double breasted cockroach to climb a bar of soft soap? You tell me and we'll both know."
"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."
"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."
"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"